12 Funny Pick-up Lines: Arab Style

In a society that is conservative regarding both sexes, people still find space to have a little fun. Perhaps it is social media that has paved the way for this. Well, these young boys and girls have found some pretty hilarious things to say to grab each other’s attention! Take a look at 12 of the funniest pick-up lines used to help sharpen up your social game this Valentine’s Day, Arab style:

    • You are the parsley to my tabbouleh

    • You’re the coal to my shisha

    • Are you a psychiatric hospital? Because I’m crazy about you!/انتي مستشفى أمراض نفسية؟ لأني مجنون فيكي

    • You ‘dabkeh’d’ your way to my heart

    • Do you want to be the pita bread to my hummus?

    • Oh, your name is Maryam? What if I told you that’s my favorite Soorah?

    • Will you be the na3na3 to my shai?

    • Will you be the batata to my makloobah?

    • When I saw you I was like و

    • I wanna hookah up with you

    • My heart flips for you like makloobah

    • There is no “I” in hummus, only “us.”

Did you notice how most of them revolve around food? Arabs must love food as much as flirting! You can find additional funny pick-up lines at #arabpickuplines.

Which pick-up line made you laugh the most? Leave a smile and share with us other funny pick-up lines you have come across!

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Israa Elkhatib

I was born in Palestine but raised with the fireflies in Georgia. My teenage years were spent being the Muslim nerd who was known as the bookworm of the school. That followed me back to Palestine, to develop into being the girl with the big vocabulary. I spent most of my high-school days cursing Newton for not eating that apple. My English Literature Bachelor's degree was only obtained because I'm a nerd for literature and my minor in Translation pretty much pays the bills, thank you Birzeit University.Creative writing is my passion and reading is my escape from reality into a world where everything is the way you imagine it to be.

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